Chest deep, I risked my phone’s life to take this

Roses are red by (kantorka)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via bogused)

nostalgiaultra:

warchief:

where are the relatable posts at?

tfw you try and avoid grandma but she’s too fast. She’s so fucking fast. Why is grandma so fast?

(via yaesthetic)

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via lohanthony)

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